The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish.

by statia on March 18, 2004

Thanks for your advice yesterday on the car situation. I ended up taking it to the dealer anyway, because I didn’t have anything to get the cover off of the wiper so that I could actually tighten the nut. Not to mention, I’m a little short on tools, anyway. The dealer didn’t charge me though, so it’s fixed and now you can all thank me for the snow we won’t be getting tomorrow.

Fuckers. I’m about to riot. Poor Monkey boy had to listen to me flip out in the car last night while driving home, while it was snowing yet again. And I couldn’t clear off my windshield. Anyone who’s talked to me while I’m driving knows that I’m a torrets driver, and that’s putting it mildly.

Mother Nature is a sick and twisted bitch.


Dania March 18, 2004 at 11:18 am

tourettes?! I don’t know if you’re yelling at me or another driver while on the phone lol

SJW March 18, 2004 at 11:53 am

Yeah, I got that mutant gene, too. My mother’s worst fear is my causing a wreck while on the phone with her. Little does she know it’s just vehicle-onset-tourettes.

Sarah March 18, 2004 at 11:57 am

“Hey FUCKNUT! Get the holy motherfucking hell out of my way, BITCH! Son of an ass! Mothercocksucking bastards. PULL UP YOUR PANTS!”

theresa March 18, 2004 at 12:52 pm

Hahaha. I’m a tourettes driver too! I actually scare people who ride with me.

jay March 18, 2004 at 7:46 pm

the car is my most creative place on making up new swear words.

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