New Jersey and you, together…

by statia on March 11, 2004

Best thing I’ve heard all day:

“What’s New Jersey like? Can we go there if I come to visit?”

I’m having one of those days where everything you touch turns to baby poop. My predecessor to my territory took shit notes and therefore, I can’t get through to anyone. It makes me want to go over and jam a garden hose up his pee hole.

That’s right I’m bad.

{ 5 comments }

Ari March 11, 2004 at 11:22 am

Cmon now, NJ rocks. We have the shore, we have hte mountains, the stanley cup, and I also need to add that we have that smell near bayonne that no one is sure how to get rid of.

sphinxy March 11, 2004 at 2:50 pm

Can we go “down the shore?”

I still don’t unerstand that statement.

unmute March 11, 2004 at 3:03 pm

if you wanted to get medeival, you could tell him you’re going to “desecrate his urethra”. that would certainly scare the shit out of me.

SJW March 11, 2004 at 3:16 pm

NJ has mountains? Seriously?

Lisa March 11, 2004 at 9:31 pm

NJ has a mountain. Ok, maybe more than one. I think they ski on it too. Or at least that’s the rumor I heard. I never checked it out when I lived there.

Go to Princeton. :)

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