I like your hiney, it’s nice and shiny…

by statia on March 29, 2004

Ok, seriously. I have a problem. Guys have it extremely easy. They whip it out, they pee, they shake, and they’re on their merry way. Unless you’re drunk or have extremely bad aim, it’s all going in the bowl. Why is it for a woman, sometimes it’s a straight stream, and other times, you end up pissing all over your ass?

{ 11 comments }

sledge March 29, 2004 at 11:33 pm

Uh….

no comment.

skurdycat March 29, 2004 at 11:36 pm

LMFAO

Sir Henry March 29, 2004 at 11:37 pm

Actually, you’d be surprised at just how bad of aim guys have every day of the week. Well, likely not surprised, but we certainly have our days where we step up to the urinal and realize that we are going to have to splash water on the left pant leg to match the pee splash on the right. Although, I can’t say that I have ever peed on my ass…well, there was that one time in Amsterdam with the midget whor….nother story for another time.

M@ March 29, 2004 at 11:44 pm

men have the same sort of problem. you never know where the stream is going to start out. now we have the benefit of being able to re-aim. don’t even get me started on urinal splashback.

buddha March 30, 2004 at 12:08 am

well..there is something new about you women I didn’t know..nor did I have to know.

ever get pee down your pant leg?..no..let’s talk then after you do.

mikey March 30, 2004 at 12:54 am

yeah, but at least when you’re done, you’re done. sometimes, a drop or two will still be in the tube, only to be squeezed out when one pulls one’s pants up. not lovely.

jay March 30, 2004 at 7:09 am

I bet you don’t have your dog coming in to investigate what that waterfall noise is.

nastybastard March 30, 2004 at 9:58 am

Try peeing with a hardon too. that’s no fun.

SJW March 30, 2004 at 10:45 am

I hear ya, cuz – shiny hiney and all.

Sean March 30, 2004 at 4:33 pm

What if you miss (as a guy) and you’re not drunk. Perhaps I need glasses…

mike March 30, 2004 at 6:52 pm

take a leak with cold hands. that’s a bugger. your testicles replace your eyeballs and you sound like justine timberlake.

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