Whatever happened to real breaking news?

by statia on February 12, 2004

Looks like there’s nothing going on at the CNN offices today.

Barbie and Ken are splitsville.

[link from Sarah]


michele February 12, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Dude, I thought it was either a parody or had been put on the wrong page. I had to read it twice to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind.

stinkerbell February 12, 2004 at 4:45 pm

Blaine the Australian what kind of Gayboy name is that?

Bout time Barbie stood up and said she didnt NEED a man. Want and need two different things. Teach the girlies young.

Then again I am single and I dont have a tan nor do I wear big hoop earings to reflect it. However somewhere at my mothers I have an old pair of boardshorts and I finally bought a new bikini last year (after 8 years only to sacrifice it to the Italian Washing Machine Gods two months later, as I was an over-exhuberant idiot).

livie February 12, 2004 at 5:24 pm

this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard of (besides bush). the mattel dude must be on lsd. or a closet transsexual.

Pamela February 12, 2004 at 7:33 pm

Yeah, Ken’s run off with a much younger model, but Barbie gets the trailer and ALL that Malibu stuff…
I liked it better when she had thich black eyelashes and “fuck me” mules, and Ken was not even in the picture… LOL

Lisa February 12, 2004 at 11:31 pm

Ahhh, the things that qualify as news. Still, I’m glad you shared it. It made me laugh.

gymrat February 13, 2004 at 10:58 am

Uummmm, I believe the appropriate response at any 12-Step gathering would simply be, “Hi Statia.”

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