fuck you in a handbasket

by statia on February 20, 2004

Can you feel the love tonight?


her: You
her: are
her: a
her: LOSER.
her: heh.
me: fuck you
her: Fuck you back.
me: fuck you back
her: Fuck you MORE bacl
her: back
her: Fucker.
me: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
her: fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck
me: fuckity fuck fuck fucking fucker. shut your fuuuuucking faaaaaaace uncle fuuuuuucker.
her: fucking fucker whore of a fucking fuckity fuck.
me: whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore
her: slutty bittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttch
me: twatwaffle
her: bwhahahaha
me: heh
her: assbasket
me: cuntnugget
her: fuckcrust
me: aaaaaaaaaahahahahaahah
her: lol
me: burning discharge
her: vagina cheese
me: dick schmegma
her: LOL
her: so random
me: heh, I love you
her: I’m goign to go get drunk
her: I LOVE YOU TOO

{ 8 comments }

Empress February 20, 2004 at 7:54 pm

That is classic! And just the right attitude to start off the Friday drinking! Cheers!

sledge February 20, 2004 at 8:03 pm

funny stuff, that.

I’ve had entire AIM conversations with just one word:

DUDE.

You can say it so many ways.

Deltus February 20, 2004 at 8:27 pm

“twatwaffle” and “cuntnugget” are my favorites from the list. hehehehehe Shall I be sure to give you proper credit if I use those?

sphinx February 20, 2004 at 9:15 pm

fuck stains.

tricia February 20, 2004 at 10:46 pm

bwhahaha, i love you, you sneaky person you.

xade February 22, 2004 at 7:23 pm

You need to use the work CorpseFucker. That one is always a favorite with the children.

Stephanie February 23, 2004 at 12:35 pm

I can no longer read your blog on my work computer.

I will miss you!

ronni February 23, 2004 at 6:34 pm

damn, that conversation sounds eerily familiar…

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