Como Esta… El Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

by statia on February 28, 2004

I’m.fucking.retarded. No really. I did the stupidest thing ever today. Why am I sharing it with you? Why aren’t I hiding it? Because I own my “special helmetness.” This is something I can’t not share, because I’m totally and completely laughing at myself. I have never done anything this stupid in my lifetime, and I’m sure I’ve taken the “stupid person of the year” award for this.

I went to go visit Sphinxy today to see how she was doing after getting her wisdom teeth out (that’s right, her wisdom teeth, not mine). She lives in the city. So parking is at a premium. I parked about a block and a half away. When I went to leave, I couldn’t find my keys. I figured I’d check my car. They were there alright. Three hours later, in the ignition, keeping the car running. Folks, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

Seriously, I’m really lucky no one stole my car. I should play the lottery.


jason February 28, 2004 at 6:28 pm

Wow. Action figure Jesus was clearly watching over you. Thats damn lucky.

buddha February 28, 2004 at 6:38 pm

**smacks you in the head**

good job there skippy…

sphinx February 28, 2004 at 6:47 pm

Hey pal…

kat February 28, 2004 at 6:57 pm

You are so lucky. *phew*

John February 28, 2004 at 6:59 pm

Even luckier the engine didn’t go into meltdown, you have one seriously good cooling system :)

Pixel Sphinx February 28, 2004 at 7:00 pm

My Milkshake is Bettah Than Yours…Because Mine’s Laced With Percocet

This whole teeth thing kind of blows when you’re craving pizza.. and all you can manage to eat is cream…

sledge February 28, 2004 at 7:28 pm

I am just as smrat as you – except i didn’t leave my car running: here’s the skinny.

mac February 28, 2004 at 7:28 pm

I’m amazed your car was still there. You’re so silly! *grin*

Adelle February 28, 2004 at 7:30 pm

My friend did that once… He was warming up his car to take a girl home, then they decided to get busy, and the next thing you know, it was the morning.

(Also, by that point, he was out of gas…)

Lisa February 28, 2004 at 8:16 pm

That’s extra special. I always knew there was something about you.

nastybastard February 28, 2004 at 8:38 pm


tricia February 28, 2004 at 8:50 pm

DO YOU HAVE JELLO? Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

I can’t believe you would actually admit that. You’re a special breed of retard. Spe-shul.

Kevin February 28, 2004 at 9:02 pm

Helmet of the year award. :)

Sean February 28, 2004 at 9:02 pm

Holy crap…yep, you are tarded…very tarded.

mikey February 28, 2004 at 9:09 pm

you are the dumbest girl in the world. at least for today.

Sheryl February 28, 2004 at 9:20 pm

…have you checked the odometer? Maybe someone did take it for a joy ride.

HeyLisa February 28, 2004 at 11:31 pm

Oh, now that IS funny! I’m so glad no one stole it – or if they did that they brought it back and left it running for you – and didn’t lock the door to mock you.

jay February 29, 2004 at 1:14 am

Wow that is lucky, there goes your gas mileage though. Good thing you didn’t do what my mom did once is _lock_ the keys in the car while it was running. Just imagine what the AAA guy was thinking as he unlocked her door.

stinkerbell February 29, 2004 at 6:14 am

wow. that might have been the ninth life for some of us…

lucky you!

Kelly February 29, 2004 at 9:51 am


Oh that’s hysterical.

travis February 29, 2004 at 1:02 pm

at least your car was warm when you got back

Kevin February 29, 2004 at 1:46 pm

If it helps at all, I locked the keys in the car while it was running once. One of the dogs was in the car and it was too cold to shut it off while I went to the bathroom. Just imagine the looks people were giving me as I was trying to excite the dog to press the electric lock button…which she, eventually, did.

susan February 29, 2004 at 3:25 pm

hey, i once locked my keys in the car while it was running….

and i left my keys in the front door one night, all night……

these things happen to even the best of us

1beb February 29, 2004 at 5:19 pm

Can I rub your belly for good luck?

Pamela February 29, 2004 at 6:18 pm


Mike February 29, 2004 at 6:41 pm

Awwww. Shit happens. :) At least you don’t make a habit of it. heehee

Danimal February 29, 2004 at 8:27 pm

LOL Rough one eh?

fran March 2, 2004 at 4:34 pm

Sweet Jaysus!

A smack on your forehead is forecoming I think…

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