Whistling zippity do da out of my asshole

by statia on January 21, 2004

Sorry for the lack of update. I’m in warm sunny Florida doing that work thing. Training, training and more training. They leave you like ten minutes to sleep, and my modem wasn’t working. I’m in a pretty well known, supposedly nice hotel chain and they don’t even have high speed. The bathroom is disgusting, and it smells funny in here too. Probably one of the crappiest hotels I’ve stayed for a business trip.

her: are there any dead hookers under your bed?
me: I’m afraid to check
me: maybe that’s the smell
her: mmmm fresh… the dead hooker stank

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Now I must get ready to sit in a cold room all day long and learn about stuff.

{ 8 comments }

tony January 21, 2004 at 9:59 am

awwww. well hopefully its still in the 70s when you get out of that cold room, poor thing.

now if you’d excuse me, the ice cubes between my toes seem to be ready. hmm.

Matt January 21, 2004 at 10:36 am

Sometimes, when I am alone I put cucumbers up my ass…it feels good. And sometimes, I microwave them for 45 seconds first. Mmmm hot cucumber up the ass is good. Does that make me gay?

Jonathan January 21, 2004 at 12:56 pm

Surely someone (Kathy?) has login access to the blog, to remove retarded comments while Statia’s in ‘net hell with a dead hooker and nasty bathroom.

sphinxy January 21, 2004 at 1:20 pm

I don’t have access to edit her entries… I already tried.

sphinxy January 21, 2004 at 2:38 pm

Nevermind heh.

Jonathan January 21, 2004 at 2:50 pm

Classic.

Ass Plug January 21, 2004 at 5:07 pm

I like to have sex with animals.

fran January 21, 2004 at 8:55 pm

Jeeez, with all the porn spam going on in this post, my comment about asking you if you purchased any hotel porn yet just isn’t as witty anymore….damn you spammers!

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