Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

by statia on January 27, 2004

Everyone else has the sandman, that brings the eye crusties like a normal person. Me? I have Mr. Chemlawn that sprinkles my brows with uranium, that makes them grow unruly overnight.

{ 6 comments }

matt January 27, 2004 at 12:21 am

i would take unruly if it meant that i was tired right now.

mikey January 27, 2004 at 12:36 am

hey, at least he stays “north”, yanno?

BillH January 27, 2004 at 2:20 am

I think for me it’s nose hair. I trim that stuff twice a week. Jeez, I wish some would be transplanted to the top of my head!

Jonathan January 27, 2004 at 7:13 am

What did I tell you about hitting the crack pipe so hard that late at night?

sean January 27, 2004 at 10:43 am

Be thankful you don’t have to deal with back hair.

kellen January 27, 2004 at 2:57 pm

beats the eye crusties that come with pink eye…

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