it’s official

by statia on January 4, 2004

My dog is a couch licker.

{ 13 comments }

buddha January 4, 2004 at 4:02 pm

What??!??!?!…
Couch or….nevermind.

tricia January 4, 2004 at 5:40 pm

It’s better than a carpet licker. heh

BillH January 4, 2004 at 8:58 pm

Just what exactly is Gromit licking off the couch?!!?

Adelle January 4, 2004 at 9:45 pm

Mine is a carpet licker… Isn’t that horrible? Not like a “carpet licker” but the FLOOR carpet licker…

sean January 4, 2004 at 10:08 pm

Is that anything like a pillow biter? Or a carpet muncher?

Or am I a total perv? Wait I know that answer: yes.

Feisty Girl January 4, 2004 at 10:36 pm

What IS that? My cat does it too.

fran January 4, 2004 at 11:17 pm

It discovered a new flavor!

Couch!

lol

Jonathan January 4, 2004 at 11:34 pm

First the couch licking, then the desk thing. What kind of drugs did you give him?

the mighty jimbo January 5, 2004 at 10:54 am

your dog also probably licks his own ass.

i think the couch is the least of your worries.

Michael January 5, 2004 at 12:17 pm

Unless he licks the couch AFTER licking his ass. Then you have a whole new set of worries!

My cat also will lick anything. Sometimes he sits in front of me when I’m in the bathroom and licks the floor. Blick! (Only thing I can figure is he likes the taste of the orange air freshener.) Or licks the magazine rack. Or the door frame. Weirdo.

john January 5, 2004 at 4:06 pm

Hate to gross you out, but smoetimes dogs lick the couch because their anal gland has dripped onto it. You best solution is strong denial. Just ignore him until he’s done and, as always, avoid the wet spot.

Stephanie January 5, 2004 at 4:43 pm

Ewww, John… Statia, still considering buying a new couch?

robyn January 6, 2004 at 3:12 am

He gets it naturally, his mom being a soap molester and all…

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