I need TP for my bunghole

by statia on January 6, 2004

The temperature today dropped about 30 degrees over the course of the day. It’s freezing. I don’t even want to leave the house.

I am just about out of toilet paper.

I have to pee.

{ 6 comments }

kat January 6, 2004 at 7:56 pm

papertowels? napkins? use what you got until your lunch break tomorrow and then swipe a roll from the ladies room…lol :D

sledge January 6, 2004 at 8:11 pm

What, you have an outhouse now? *ducks*

Yeah, I know about the temperature dropping – yesterday it was 40ish and today it didn’t break 17. Stupid weather bastards.

munin January 6, 2004 at 8:49 pm

i find kleenex very handy in those situations. and who the heck turned of the heat? :o ( much preferred the weather last month. here’s hoping that jan and feb zoom by, or at least get a little warmer.

jen January 6, 2004 at 9:38 pm

and here’s a tip: when you run out of tp, and paper towels AND kleenex…..coffee filters will work, just as well.

Feisty Girl January 7, 2004 at 11:39 am

See, that’s when you use the tissues. But avoid the one’s with lotion. That’s just freaky.

Kevin Donahue January 7, 2004 at 12:16 pm

Hair dryer? Plus it will keep the seat nice & toasty! ((ducks))

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