Back to the grind

by statia on January 5, 2004

I hardly slept last night. I gorged myself on chinese food yesterday. The pants were a little tough to zip. It’s now the no bullshit diet phase. I need to get back into the swing of things. I need to stop eating. It doesn’t help that someone brought in an entire plate of Christmas cookies today. Christmas cookies? What the fuck? It’s over people. Stop making holiday food. Stop wearing Santa hats(for the record, this was taken on January 2nd), and for GOD SAKES, take down your damn Christmas lights and big stupid inflatable Santas.

Ahh yes, it’s so good to be back at work.


sphinxy January 5, 2004 at 9:02 am

That guy needs to be kicked square in the neck.

emily January 5, 2004 at 9:10 am

Amen. I’m looking at the cream cheese danish this morning and trying to convince myself that it would taste absolutely horrible.

buddha January 5, 2004 at 9:18 am

I loath being back at work.
I loath the box of open chocolates that my boss has set out even more.

Michael January 5, 2004 at 6:03 pm

In my opinion, the big inflatable Santas should never have gone up in the first place. But that’s just me. They should hand out hunting licenses after Jan. 1 for big inflatable Santas. And big inflatable reindeer. And big inflatable Nutcrackers. No limit.

gojou January 9, 2004 at 4:18 am

Well, you DID promise us more pictures… ;-)

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