They’re Here

by statia on December 21, 2003

I’m convinced I have a poltergeist in here. One that’s having a lot of fun fucking with me and moving my shit around. I’m not scared that I have the kind of poltergeist that’s going to suck me through the tv or anything. Just one that’s moving stuff around my house. Stuff that I happen to be looking for. I know that I had my checkbook on my kitchen table yesterday. I can’t find it anywhere now. Bear in mind, my place isn’t that big. It doesn’t have many places where you can hide something. The other day I was looking for my floss, and I always keep it in the same place, my drawer in the bathroom. I looked in there three times, took everything out, and that floss was not in there. Two days later, there it was. Plain as day. I had a similar incident with my cell phone. I know I’ll end up finding my checkbook tomorrow, when I don’t need it anymore.

Stupid asshole poltergeist.

{ 10 comments }

unmute December 21, 2003 at 10:23 am

is it a furry poltergeist? or a poltergeist that slightly resembles the author? :)

sphinxy December 21, 2003 at 10:40 am

*whistles innocently*

corgibuddy December 21, 2003 at 12:27 pm

Hmmmmm, it’s either poltergeist or Gremlins.

Jonathan December 21, 2003 at 12:35 pm

Maybe see if you can’t find Peter, Egon, Ray and Winston. They’re due for a sequel, aren’t they? And NY to Philly isn’t that bad of a drive.

mikey December 21, 2003 at 1:41 pm

wake me when mr. poltergeist starts hiding your bras and panties…

Kenn December 21, 2003 at 2:00 pm

Give me a holla when you have the seance…I can make it there in a few hours. It’ll be fun! A little Ouija, a few candles, and we can get some tiny paranormal investigator maybe. Not Beatrice Straight from Poltergeist though…I think she got pneumonia and gave up the ghost…for lack of a better term.

Keep us posted. By the way…did you look under/behind the couch?

robyn December 22, 2003 at 5:48 am

Maybe Mac’s old ghost(s) decided to shack up with you instead when they moved?

tj December 22, 2003 at 9:53 am

*plays spooky organ music*

The Mighty Jimbo December 22, 2003 at 10:49 am

just hope it isn’t covered with that bloody jello crap when you do find it. the bank sure won’t appreciate that.

Mac December 22, 2003 at 11:28 am

I could tell ya something but you asked me not to. *evil grin*

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