Respect the god damned list!!

by statia on December 19, 2003

I feel like I have about 2645739835740679835960878 things to do between now and next week.

Christmas cards
finish start shopping (wait, two things bought counts right?)
Cookies
Mail Christmas gifts
Get a god damned tree you stupid asshole ™ (the predecessor to Decorate your tree you stupid asshole day ™)
get stuff for sweet potato casserole
conditioner and razors (because you know, with buying shit for others, I’ll run out of conditioner and be shaving with a dull razor.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, let the Power Christmas™ begin. Come on Santa, IT’S GO TIME!!!

If I make it through this without ending up in a mental institution, I’m so participating in Get so drunk you wake up on the floor with your skirt over your head day ™. Nevermind, I’ll participate anyway.

{ 6 comments }

sphinxy December 19, 2003 at 11:41 am

We are so making Christmas our bitch. BEND OVER SANTA!

Jonathan December 19, 2003 at 11:54 am

Forget the tree! The cookies, worry about the cookies!

Antgrad December 19, 2003 at 12:11 pm

There’ll be pictures, right?

Sean December 19, 2003 at 12:20 pm

Umm…when can we upload our Christmas lists? I want my shit to be right. No standing in line for returns, get it straight out the gate, k?

Good.

mikey December 19, 2003 at 12:20 pm

wait… there are times when you don’t participate in “Get so drunk you wake up on the floor with your skirt over your head day”?

Pamela December 19, 2003 at 9:18 pm

Get your tree and decorate. It will help you get in the “spirit” … Shopping: make a list in order of importance. Works for me… LOL

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