oooooh girl, I want to email you so nice

by statia on December 22, 2003

I came home today to more boxes (can this day get any better? Yeah, it can, because I’m gonna drink). One of them, I know who it’s from, but I’ve been banned from opening it for at least a few more days. That one is leaking a white powdery substance. I tasted it thinking they got me a lifetime supply of grated cheese, but it wasn’t cheese. I don’t know what it was, but I don’t feel so well now. I can’t wait to open it.

I also got another little box containing the homestar runner figurines, the decals and the keychain. I almost peed myself. There was nothing in there saying who it was from, so whoever it was THANK YOU and fess up.


mikey December 22, 2003 at 6:12 pm

someone sent you a box of crystal meth?

fran December 22, 2003 at 6:54 pm

Wait wait wait! Let me get this right. You saw a white powdery substance leaking out of a package coming from the USPS and you actually placed said substance in your mouth? Without actual knowledge of the contents inside?!

That’s worse than giving a blowjob to a complete stranger in the dark Statia!

I bet your mom had a hard time keeping things away from your mouth when you were a kid, eh?

I hope your feeling bad is not because of what you may have put in your mouth and ingested… *shakes head*


Stacey December 22, 2003 at 7:12 pm

That’s worse than giving a blowjob to a complete stranger in the dark ~ Fran, that is too funny! What is a action figure whatever it was you said you got.. Im getting a terrible popup error every time I type one letter into your comment box. So Im in notepad and Ill have to paste this into the comment box. :c/

tricia December 22, 2003 at 8:36 pm

It was me man.. Merry Christmas!!

Lisa December 22, 2003 at 9:04 pm

Well, crap. I guess you’re getting a late present from me ’cause I have to go shopping again now.

Pamela December 23, 2003 at 4:40 am

That ain’t butter on my popcorn…

sean December 23, 2003 at 8:50 am

Anthrax, cocaine, or beignets. Taste it. If you die, it’s anthrax. If your mouth goes numb, it’s coke. If you get a sugar rush, it’s the beignets.

Sarah December 23, 2003 at 9:57 am

Oooh. Beignets. I think I just soiled myself.

Mac December 23, 2003 at 12:34 pm

btw, you need to come over and pick up that table….santa dropped a little something for you at our house.

Seth December 29, 2003 at 12:10 pm

AHHH! ANTHRAX! What was it anyway?

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