Ow Baby. Very Baby Ow.

by statia on November 16, 2003

Never start talking to the Jack Daniel’s rep in the bar. You know the one who has $3000 to spend on alchohol every single weekend.


*removes sweater from tongue*


Empress November 16, 2003 at 12:25 pm

Jack Daniel’s rep? Where can I find one????

unmute November 16, 2003 at 1:20 pm

with my luck i would run into the preparation h rep, or the propeller beanie cap rep. good on ya, though.

Adelle November 16, 2003 at 2:16 pm

That happened to me once with the Guinness rep… but I also got to leave with a phone number! :)

sean November 16, 2003 at 6:33 pm

I know the Miller rep. We should get together and have a party for raging alcoholics. And the wannabe raging alcoholic in all of us.

sledge November 16, 2003 at 6:59 pm

I know too many beer reps. I made it a practice to NOT hang out with them after my stomach came out of my mouth one too many times after drinking with them.

Nick November 16, 2003 at 9:15 pm

oh, I want one too.

matt November 17, 2003 at 1:06 pm

at least with it on your tongue it was easy to find in the morning. :)

fran November 17, 2003 at 3:18 pm

I am too old to be drinking JD. Oh wait, I am not…ah never mind….


I think I am the representiative for smirnoff, but I don’t the bastards are paying me enough to drink $3,000 dollars of it…bastards…heh

ericalynn November 17, 2003 at 10:20 pm

ew. JD. just….ew.

Jim Beam November 18, 2003 at 1:59 am

Let’s get married next weekend!! I get 6k a weekend!! nanny BOO!!

Jay November 18, 2003 at 11:38 am

Jack Daniel rep? How does one get elected?

In all seriousness, (right) I met a rep from a famous Scotch maker and he ended up giving me six bottles of scotch worth over $900 US dollars. In the whole bar no one else approached and talked to him, so I ended up with the prize. Terrible that I don’t drink anymore but that is an altogether different story.

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