Rabbit, rabbit

by statia on October 23, 2003

One of the other benefits to moving house is that I uncovered a box full of old photos. There were pictures from my wedding (there were no pictures of this unfortunate moment thankfully) and a picture from a charity event I was railroaded into as a favor to a friend.

The entire ground floor of the Philadelphia Four Seasons had been converted into a sixties casino for the evening. The organisers managed to circumvent the need for a gambling license because all winnings would be handed over at the end of the night to the cause. People were there to drink, enjoy shooting some craps and give their money away in doing so. We had quite a few big names present.

I had a craving for carrots all night

This was back in ’97 and my husband loved the idea of me wearing the outrageous outfit that was required. They were chosen because Hugh was there himself giving money to the cause and I think it stroked his ego to have a bunny revival going on around him. I was told to serve him a scotch and soda at one point, and when I arrived at his table he patted my cottontail and complimented my outfit.

Now to think that if I hadn’t been quite so shocked I could have ended up at the Mansion with the genuine bunnies. Forgetting how I’d been taught to serve the drinks by leaning backwards, I leaned forwards and the damned strapless top chose that moment to release it’s vice-like grip on my chest. Both boobs popped out right in front of Hugh who got quite an eyeful (Boobieblog, eat your heart out) as well as the tissue I had had to stuff down there for the right milk pillows effect.

I was so embarrassed I ran straight to the ladies’ room and would have stayed there for the rest of the evening if one of the girls who had been sitting with Hugh hadn’t come in and talked to me over the top of the cubicle door. She reminded me that Hugh had seen plenty of boobies in his time and that it was a difficult costume to wear. She herself had worn it on several occassions and it was a common accident.

Later that year she was Miss July. I still have that issue in a box somewhere too.


Annessa October 23, 2003 at 11:23 am


ericalynn October 23, 2003 at 11:35 am

oh, my, gawd.

mikey October 23, 2003 at 11:35 am

damn, statia. seriously, damn.

and look! bendy straws! i love me some bendy straws.

buddha October 23, 2003 at 11:38 am

Interesting….very interesting..
Man..you look awfully young in that picture.
I have nothing else to say..
oh…your right ear is bent..heh

Jimmy October 23, 2003 at 11:39 am

Is that you????

Jonathan October 23, 2003 at 11:39 am

Oh my god, now that’s funny.

“when I arrived at his table he patted my cottontail”

Only Hugh could pull that off and still be a classy swinger.

michael October 23, 2003 at 11:47 am

Funny, but I’m sure it wasn’t too hilarious back then…

…by the way did you spill or drop Hugh’s drink?

Espresso October 23, 2003 at 12:09 pm

yummy ;) still got the costume?

btezra October 23, 2003 at 12:14 pm

~nothing better than a little Plaboy Playmate bunny role-playing to make things all better…

theresa October 23, 2003 at 12:20 pm

DAMN girl.. you look hot! It’s not too late to call Hugh and tell him you want to be a bunny!

I’m not hittin on you.. I swear.

sphinx October 23, 2003 at 12:33 pm

*hits on you and tries to get in your pants… while blaming it on looking for car keys*

PSUFRAT October 23, 2003 at 1:22 pm

Off on another one of your fantasies again. I guess you need that kind of imagination to escape the dullness of your pitiful life. Maybe if you used that kind of imagination with your ex-husband you wouldn’t be this lonely 26 year old divorcee. It’s kinda hard selling damaged goods at your age without a little fluff, ehh?

munin October 23, 2003 at 1:43 pm

rowr. great picture, and damn, very sexy. ;o)

Jonathan October 23, 2003 at 1:49 pm

You didn’t even get your insult right FRAT, she’s 28.

kat October 23, 2003 at 1:49 pm

Wow Statia. Hot damn. :0

sean October 23, 2003 at 1:49 pm

Good story…and hot damn do you look good there!


statia October 23, 2003 at 1:55 pm

You know, PSUFRAT, I could comment, but you’re doing a great job of making yourself look like an ass.

Sassy McSmartpants October 23, 2003 at 1:58 pm

PSUFRAT, you’re such a catch. Really. I mean, someone who has to hide behind a name and fake email–man, that’s someone whose opinion I really put stock into. Big brass balls on you there.

Statia, you look absolutely gorgeous. Like, whoa gorgeous. Like, if I didn’t like dick so much…. Who cares, I’m still gonna stare. ;-)

Mike October 23, 2003 at 2:57 pm

On behalf of PSU Alumns out there, I apologize for Coach Paterno’s comments.

PSUFRAT October 23, 2003 at 3:01 pm

HAHAHAHA… You totally deserve this harassment. Maybe when you graduate college, someone will actually respect what you think.

Sassy McSmartpants October 23, 2003 at 3:27 pm

Careful, careful, PSUFRAT. Your IP tells more about you than you think.

Solonor October 23, 2003 at 4:03 pm

PSUFRAT: Too bad the same can’t be said for you.

gojou October 23, 2003 at 4:31 pm

Sweet Jesus, Statia, you look DAMN scrumptious in that photo! Absolutely, positively good enough to eat!

KB October 23, 2003 at 5:38 pm

You just proved that you’ve been gorgeous for a mighty long time. Those bunnies have nothing on you, girl. That’s a genuine picture.

travis October 23, 2003 at 5:42 pm

i’m thinking you need to break that outfit out again this year for halloween.

Amy October 23, 2003 at 6:03 pm


jen October 23, 2003 at 7:42 pm

hot damn, girl. i BET hugh was all over your fluffy little cottontail….rrrrrowwwwwwwrrrr!

the mighty jimbo October 23, 2003 at 8:21 pm

you know, you seem to have a lot of trouble staying IN your clothing.

i kinda like that in a girl.

so, like, what are you doing sat night? wink wink.

ed October 23, 2003 at 9:03 pm

fucking trolls………just a sign that you’re getting lots of site traffic….there has to be one or two per million. ;-)

shit damn. nice outfit.


LisaC October 23, 2003 at 9:56 pm

You look really cute in that Photo Statia! Wish I could wear something like that and look as hot as you do!

D October 24, 2003 at 4:37 am

Shame about the red eyes in the photo, it makes you look like the Bunnynator. If you want I could Photoshop those out for you. What color are your eyes normally?

Fishmonger Jeff October 24, 2003 at 7:35 am

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

statia October 24, 2003 at 8:28 am

No way D, I love my evil eyes. :o P

mikey October 24, 2003 at 11:12 am

eyes? what eyes? you can see her eyes?

D October 24, 2003 at 11:25 am

Yeah, they’re right there above the boobs.

Acerbia October 24, 2003 at 11:28 am


No content today, I’m too busy teasing my eyebrows out like grapevines. It did of course require me to tie my head to two beanpoles but I figure it’ll be worth it in the long run. Also, in honor of…

unmute October 24, 2003 at 11:35 am

i amused myself with the phrase “milk pillows” for most of the day yesterday.

Don October 25, 2003 at 12:29 am

I thought I’d check out some other blogs today… for my first time by, I’d have to say WOW!

skurdycat October 25, 2003 at 10:21 am

rowr! cute pic!

Mike October 25, 2003 at 8:58 pm

lol, you all sound so surprised!
Anyone whose seen her more recent pics should already know she’s a fox.
Er..bunny…er…whatever, she’s purty.

jim October 27, 2003 at 1:41 pm

statia, do you have posters available as well?

bran October 27, 2003 at 3:57 pm


Mister Mittens October 29, 2003 at 11:20 am


Why don’t you try picking on someone your own size?

Webmaster November 26, 2003 at 9:32 pm

Lovely photo manipulation and a nice story. But you should at least let your visitors know that is not really you, it’s Gina Loren:


And maybe the story isn’t quite (for) real either? But no harm done, dreams and fantasy make reality bearable.

Webmaster, Ex Playboy Bunnies

Acerbia March 26, 2004 at 9:45 am


No content today, I’m too busy teasing my eyebrows out like grapevines. It did of course require me to tie my head to two beanpoles but I figure it’ll be worth it in the long run. Also, in honor of…

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