“No not ham you fat fuck!”

by statia on October 9, 2003

I got a chefs salad for lunch today. I always forget that there’s ham in chef salad. I have this weird food aversion. I love Christmas ham. I can eat it. Sliced cold cut ham I can’t stand. It gives me the heebs, and I know I’m going to take a big ol unsuspecting bite of salad and get ham.

Stupid asshole ham.

{ 8 comments }

Christina October 9, 2003 at 2:24 pm

Asshole ham?

I think I’d be averse to that, too!! ;)

buddha October 9, 2003 at 2:32 pm

Damn the Ham!!!

heh….I just slay me…

unmute October 9, 2003 at 2:49 pm

those are some serious pork issues. i am like that with onions; my onion-detecting skills are renowned the world over. or at least among my family.

dave October 9, 2003 at 3:01 pm

If I’m not mistaken, the ‘ham’ doesn’t come from the asshole part of the pig, but rather the thigh-to-ass-cheek area.

mikey October 9, 2003 at 3:06 pm

salad, shmalad.

ChrisTina October 9, 2003 at 3:25 pm

I am like that with beans. My mom always screws with me and tells me there’s no beans in the chili…but I know. I know they’re there….AHHHHHH!

Kevin October 9, 2003 at 8:03 pm

Christmas ham? Is there a seasonal difference? Do folks up North have a religious custom or social more with ham to celebrate the holidays?

You’re northeast ways are strange to me, grasshopper.

PS – F Salad.

tj October 10, 2003 at 10:45 am

your ham had an asshole in it? they’re supposed to remove those before selling them … i’d sue.

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