It was a run by fruiting dearie.

by statia on October 21, 2003

I finally get my internet and cable hooked up today. For someone that never watches tv, I can’t wait. I keep the tv on for background noise, and it’s tough because my movie choices are limited. I need to beef up my dvd collection.

My cousin has a point regarding away messages on aim. A lot of people are boring with them. You need to just go all out and be creative and/or funny. So tell me, what is your funniest away message? What are some of the funniest you’ve seen? Bring some new ideas to the table.

C’mon, amuse me. I have no internet.


matt October 21, 2003 at 9:18 am

i have one friend that uses “i’m at walmart riding the ponies.”

todd October 21, 2003 at 10:31 am

I typically write a long dissertation so it varies but when i want to be lazy I put.

“Hi, as you can ALREADY see I am away, so leave a message at the beep…


Sassy McSmartpants October 21, 2003 at 11:09 am

I use song lyrics a lot. Frank always has the best ones. One of my favourites is: “Coed naked Kevin Smithing.”

tj October 21, 2003 at 11:21 am

mine: “Shh, the boss is near … so i’m ‘working’ … right? right!”

Kevin October 21, 2003 at 2:22 pm

Mine usually says something realy whitty… like

I’m not here DAMNIT!

Jonathan October 21, 2003 at 2:41 pm

No away message. I find it’s more amusing to see what people will type while you’re gone.

kelly October 21, 2003 at 4:03 pm

i have to say, i almost choked when i read your subject line.

for some reason, when all of my friends are throwing out movie quotes, and simpsons quotes, etc, when i try to join in, i always pick the most obscure quote out of some movie no one has seen in a hundred and four years…

if i had a nickle for every strange look i got when i exclaim ‘it was a run by fruiting!’…

kelly October 21, 2003 at 4:05 pm

oh. away messages. right. i’m one of those people, with tons and tons of different ones. some of my favorite stand bys…

‘let us commence preparations for rumbling’

‘roses are red, violets are blue, if i was a hooker, i wouldn’t charge you’

and… too many others to list i guess.

sledge October 21, 2003 at 4:05 pm

When I’m sleeping, I have the away message of “I’m not sleeping, I’m inspecting the inside of my eyelids”.

If you know where that comes from, you get the gold star for the day.

ericalynn October 21, 2003 at 4:52 pm

last night I quoted Jessica Simpson….

Thea October 22, 2003 at 1:22 am

“I’m not here, never was, whatever happened, I didn’t do it.”

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