Hi. My name is Troy McClure, you may remember me from such self help videos as “Smoke yourself thin”, and “Get confident stupid”

by statia on October 24, 2003

What’s worse than not having cable or the internet at home? Not having the internet at work. We were pretty much running as slow as molasses all day. Most pages wouldn’t load. It was like my worst hell ever. It was like being in the sub basement of the sub basement of hell, with shitty neighbors playing Captain and Tenille, and The Bay City Rollers at full blast, over and over again. When I got home, I had a full house of people. My friend came over to help me hang shelves, which didn’t get done because my landlord has been extremely bugged by the fact that my sofa wouldn’t fit up the stairs. Then the cable guy showed up, and it was just one big ol’ party.

It’s safe to say that both cable is installed and my sofa is now safely in my living room. Life is well on the way to becoming normal again. My landlord ended up bringing my sofa through the window. After we thought it couldn’t be done.

This week on my new route to work, I noticed a cemetary as I passed. Not so much the cemetary as I noticed one tombstone entirely decorated in tacky halloween decorations. Maybe this person loved halloween, but this totally struck me as odd. I wonder if it’ll be all decorated like the Griswolds house for Christmas.

I gotta give big thanks to D over at Acerbia for putting up with my incoherent babbling for most of the day yesterday. Thanks D.

{ 5 comments }

D October 24, 2003 at 10:12 am

Aw shucks. I could do with pretty girls bothering me all day more often. Next time wear the bunny ears please.

buddha October 24, 2003 at 10:34 am

Someday when I have passed on to the great beyond I would like my grave decorated on one holiday.
Christmas.
I want it all. The big colored lights blinking. The white lighted reindeer. A small tree with balls.
My grave would ROCK!!

adi October 24, 2003 at 12:21 pm

What mathematic feat was performed to fit the sofa through the door? From all accounts I’d heard, no one could figure out how to get it inside.

sphinx October 24, 2003 at 3:21 pm

“a small tree with balls” bahahahahah… I am so immature.

sledge October 24, 2003 at 4:59 pm

“I wonder if it’ll be all decorated like the Griswolds house for Christmas.”

Okay, I cackled when I read this. Here’s hoping there isn’t an RV parked by the tombstone, as well.

Have a good weekend!

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