When you’re sliding into home and your shorts are full of foam

by statia on September 15, 2003

Let me tell you the sole biggest reason why I’m a retard. I need a special helmet, complete with chin strap. Don’t let me out of the house unsupervised.

Sunday nights suck as far as sleeping goes. I think a lot of people have that problem. Sunday night, you’re all creased and stressed over having to go back to work. Milking every last weekend minute that you can, so that it’s not wasted. I call it the Sunday night blues. Anyway, I figured I’d take a Benadryl to go to sleep. So I’m on the phone with a friend of mine, and I go into the medicine cabinet, grab the box, and pop a couple of pills.

5 am rolls around, and I bolt upright, while coming to the realization that what I took wasn’t Benadryl. Two boxes, looking the same, both generic, both pink pills, one not Benadryl. I leave you to guess what the other box was.

Let’s just say, it hasn’t been a fun day kids, and always double check the box before you pop a pill.


'Nessa September 15, 2003 at 5:03 pm

Dude, you’re not tawded, just slow. Well, parts of you are. I’m trying not to point and laugh, really I am.

sphinx September 15, 2003 at 5:09 pm

*points and laughs*

oh was I not supposed to do that?

Hey Lisa September 15, 2003 at 5:21 pm

Uh – oh,….

david September 15, 2003 at 5:22 pm

So then you’re “Short-Bus Special.”

robyn September 15, 2003 at 5:34 pm

1. Will not laugh at others misfortune.
2. Will not laugh at others misfortune.
3. Will not laugh at others misfortune.
4. Will not laugh at others misfortune.
5. Will not laugh at others misfortune……..

Oh who the hell am I kidding? ;-p

rickg September 15, 2003 at 5:57 pm

For some reason the Doobie Brothers’ “It Keeps You Runnin’” comes to mind……

Solonor September 15, 2003 at 6:36 pm

I don’t think that’s funny at all.

Dammit! You know how hard it is to see what you type when you’ve got soda spewed all over your monitor?

Jules September 15, 2003 at 7:24 pm

Sorry, I must be a bigger retard…

what is the other pink pill?

Jules September 15, 2003 at 7:43 pm

Mental note: keep laxatives, birth control pills and sleeping aids in color-specific containers. (The birth control mix-up was mine, not yours, but I relate)

jim September 15, 2003 at 10:46 pm

what is the other pill?
What pill makes you get erect like that?? Hmmm..

gojou September 16, 2003 at 12:28 am

One of the biggest reasons I think you’re so cute? Posts like this. :-)

The Mighty Jimbo September 16, 2003 at 1:31 am


that is priceless.

hope you are feeling better now.

Kevin September 16, 2003 at 12:23 pm

diarrhea cha cha cha
diarrhea cha cha cha

ericalynn September 16, 2003 at 2:10 pm

oh my *god*


statia you are hilarious. nice going :)

robyn September 16, 2003 at 7:58 pm

You feelin’ ok by now?

Amy September 16, 2003 at 8:33 pm

OMG, Statia!! That is so funny… for me.

hope you’re feeling better by now.

Sean September 17, 2003 at 12:29 am


Shit..no really, Shit, that was funny.

mikey September 17, 2003 at 11:34 am

too bad they don’t make “smart” pills. but then again, you’d probably confuse those with laxatives too.

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