No more monkeys jumping on the bed

by statia on September 10, 2003

Sphinxy got me Sea Monkeys for my birthday. I decided to bring them into my office as part of my office tack™ collection. I figured they’d probably love to have a nice spot on my desk with a view of me working all day. They’ve also been a great stress reliever when I’ve gotten frustrated here at oficina de Statia. I’ve got office mates coming in to visit them now. I’m taking such good care of them. Giving them lots of TLC, and making sure to raise them right.

I don’t want to have to cash in on that life insurance policy if I don’t have to. I mean, I’m sure it’s gotta be at least half a mil, but to me, it’s not about the money.


tj September 10, 2003 at 3:50 pm

besides, it’s such a pain to deal with insurance companies. there’d be investigations, allegations, accusations, and masturbations … oh wait. sorry.

sphinx September 10, 2003 at 5:09 pm

Say Hi to Fredette for me

Mac September 10, 2003 at 8:50 pm

Did you purchase the Sea Monkey jungle gym yet? *grin*

sean September 11, 2003 at 6:36 pm

My old boss had sea monkeys. I knocked the tank over. It was an accident, I swear!

I think he still hates me over it.

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