I think your brain has a thick candy shell

by statia on September 8, 2003

You know, sometimes, I just get bored:


Me: gee, it doesn’t look like you’re doing homework

Auto response from Her: Homework.. homework.. and more homework.
I LOVE YOU CORY!!! Y

Me: I seeeeeeeeeee you
Me: coooooooooooory
Me: I loooooooooooooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: hey
Me: over here
Me: psssssssssssssst
Me: ding
Me: ding
Me: ding
Me: ding
Me: hellllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Me: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet caroline
Me: BUM BUM BUM
Me: good times never seemed so good
Me: SO GOOD SO GOOD
Me: heh
Me: breakin’ the law
Me: breakin’ the laaaaaaaaaaaw
Me: bwahahahah
Me: hey
Me: I’ll break it off
Me: weotig0ospdjfhj
Me: Hi Kelsey
Me: I see you
Me: in the corner
Me: I’m bored
Me: off my ass
Me: nice
Me: hi
Me: again again
Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: hahahahahaah
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Me: come back
Me: come back
Me: hahahaha
Her: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Me: but it’s so much fun
Her: Did the add monster attack you again?
Me: I wanted to see if you had your sound turned off
Her: No
Me: hah
Me: I saw
Her: could you see my finger?
Me: yep
Me: and the big shit eating grin too
Me: I wrote you a book
Me: even said hi to your roomate
Her: I know you did
Me: heh
Her: She checked the computer
Me: I know
Me: that’s why I said hi
Me: I didn’t want her to feel unloved
Her: because I was too scared to see what freak would IM me THIRTY SIX TIMES before I got over there
Her: She appreciated it.
Me: hahaha
Her: You stupid whore
Her: lmao
Me: no problem.
Me: that was fun

Seeing how long it takes to piss your cousin off at college: Priceless

{ 4 comments }

tricia September 8, 2003 at 10:09 pm

You’re a freakin’ nut. LOL!
Just to let you all know.. I had 36 messages from her before I even got to my computer… GEEZE.

Crusty French Fries September 8, 2003 at 10:14 pm

There’s no getting away… I have her blood in my veins.

This is the shit that I have to put up with. Let me just say.. it took me a good portion of the day to FINALLY sit down and start my history homework before she did this. Holy headache and…

Crusty French Fries September 8, 2003 at 10:14 pm

There’s no getting away… I have her blood in my veins.

This is the shit that I have to put up with. Let me just say.. it took me a good portion of the day to FINALLY sit down and start my history homework before she did this. Holy headache and…

btezra September 11, 2003 at 11:44 am

she is quite proficient with that middle finger…

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