don’t squeeze the charmin

by statia on August 13, 2003

Seriously, there must have been about 3 women who just let their kids run all around the grocery store, who of course, had no consideration for other shoppers at all.

I wonder how much damage you can do to a kid by hitting them with a grocery cart?


michele August 13, 2003 at 9:04 pm

Go for the ankles.

Annessa August 13, 2003 at 9:07 pm

You can knock them flat on their butts easy. If you do it while you’re turning the cart, it looks like an accident.

Um, not that I would know.

sledge August 13, 2003 at 9:08 pm

Well, since they all seem to have rocks for brains…


U August 13, 2003 at 9:28 pm

A lot of those women just seem to be proud that they have actually reproduced. The smugness of it is sickening…as if having children is something that actually takes effort. I say run the little brats over like they were speed bumps.

theresa August 13, 2003 at 9:35 pm

yeah, what michele said. go for the ankles. right in the achilles tendon. it hurts like a bitch.

buddha August 13, 2003 at 9:47 pm

back of the shins…that’s the way to go..oh wait..the side of the knee works good too…heh.

matt August 14, 2003 at 12:55 am

the important thing is that it wouldn’t hurt the cart.

Paul August 14, 2003 at 4:11 pm

Extra points for doing a 180 spin, into a side double whammy.

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