Shit that keeps me up at night #3

by statia on July 28, 2003

I went out with a friend for a brief happy hour tonight. Conversation between us is always interesting. Somehow, we got on the conversation of conjoined twins.

You have to wonder how the hell they can have seperate relationships, and procreate. Chang and Eng fathered 22 children between the two of them. 22!!

Don’t tell me that you never wondered what the other one does while their twin is knockin’ boots with someone. Just maintaining seperate relationships is odd enough, but what the hell goes though one’s mind while their other attached half is gettin’ it on?

{ 18 comments }

yvonne July 28, 2003 at 10:23 pm

well, if *I* was the other twin, you know I’d be rubbin’ one out while they were gettin’ it on, but that’s just me.

sledge July 28, 2003 at 10:28 pm

heck, if i was the other twin, i’d be reading a book. with heavy duty headphones on.

and how did i know yvonne was going to say THAT? ;)

jay July 28, 2003 at 10:29 pm

yvonne always paints a lovely picture! theres no sugar coating with that girl. but we love her anyway. heheh =]

my question is… no offense, but who would date conjoined twins? i know getting it on with twins is many a mans dream but isnt this cheating?

tricia July 28, 2003 at 10:31 pm

Where do you find this stuff? I think it’s kinda creepy that one was still alive while the other one was dead. Eww, he had a dead person attached to him for two hours before he died. That’s kinda gross. I’d be wiggin’ out.
There must have been a lot of orgies going on in that family… 22 kids? That’s fuckin’ nuts.

Rob July 28, 2003 at 10:35 pm

Reminds me of all the problems I had with roommates back in college, always hanging about at inconvenient times, etc. *sigh*

Nicole July 28, 2003 at 11:18 pm

Next time you’re at Borders, pick up a book called Chang and Eng — it’s a fictional account of their lives. It’s kind of gross and entertaining, especially the sex scenes! *grin*

The Mighty Jimbo July 29, 2003 at 12:24 am

i dont know yvonne. the thought of rubbing one out while my brother was getting busy is way too creepy. unless he could like cop an occasional feel on the sly.

Brainy July 29, 2003 at 3:55 am

I could totally be wrong, but didn’t they marry sisters, too? What an odd, errrrr, foursome. *shudder*

joy July 29, 2003 at 10:08 am

They did indeed marry sisters, and yes, this has kept me up late at night too. I started to read the book about them but couldn’t get through it. But you know, if the sex is explained in there, maybe I’ll go back and finish it…. Does the fact that I would do that make me a bad person?

Ginny July 29, 2003 at 10:27 am

The whole thing sounds kinky to me.

Ain't too proud to blog July 29, 2003 at 10:50 am

Stuck in the middle with you

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Ain't too proud to blog July 29, 2003 at 10:50 am

Stuck in the middle with you

A new movie is coming out just for Statia! I am so there….

Ain't too proud to blog July 29, 2003 at 10:50 am

Stuck in the middle with you

A new movie is coming out just for Statia! I am so there….

Ain't too proud to blog July 29, 2003 at 10:50 am

Stuck in the middle with you

A new movie is coming out just for Statia! I am so there….

Ain't too proud to blog July 29, 2003 at 10:50 am

Stuck in the middle with you

A new movie is coming out just for Statia! I am so there….

Sheryl July 29, 2003 at 11:00 am

When you think about it…the one twin would have to be laying either on his face humping the bed clothes OR on his back watching the show

mikey July 29, 2003 at 11:31 am

now, would fucking conjoined twins count as a threesome? i’m just curious.

they should go into porn making. they’d always have a cameraman handy.

tj July 29, 2003 at 1:57 pm

i’ve always wondered if identical twins married identical twins … what would be the probability that their kids would all look exactly the same?

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