mmm lung biscuit

by statia on July 19, 2003

I really hate it that certain foods I love give you big ass phlegm chunks in your throat so that it sounds like you’re coughing up hairballs. Cheese is the biggest offender. You think that’ll stop me from eating one of my all time favorite foods? Hell no. I’d rather sound like an annoying ass by making loud hacking noises than give up cheese.

{ 7 comments }

Rob July 20, 2003 at 12:35 am

Statia, I admire your dedication, your commitment and your willingness to make sacrifices for the things you love. It’s the same feeling I get for buffalo wings, knowing full well that I’ll have a stomach ache for the next two days.

natalie July 20, 2003 at 1:30 am

you know those philadelphia cream cheese commercials with the angel chicks on white puffy clouds eating the cheesecake bars? that’s sorta like my idea of heaven, except instead of cheesecake bars, there’s just like a huge pile of mozzarella string cheese. and a keg of raspberry iced tea. and hot half naked pool boys named pablo who serve me the raspberry iced tea in little cups with umbrellas.

Jonathan July 20, 2003 at 4:03 pm

mmm velveeta chunks

tricia July 20, 2003 at 10:46 pm

cheese doesn’t get me… Onions do. I can’t even eat the fake onion ring chips they’ve got out there. Those are bad. Very bad. Yet… They’re so gooood.

ChrisTina July 21, 2003 at 4:08 pm

I’m allergic to milk, but I love chocolate milk, and I like ice cream occasionally…I eat it anyway..oh well.

Angel July 22, 2003 at 12:04 am

Who could ever give up cheese? heh…

Paul July 22, 2003 at 5:29 pm

cheese rules! cheese and crackers = heaven!

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