Somethin’ for the kids

by statia on June 25, 2003

Ok kids. time for a little lesson in life with your old Uncle Denis.

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Life’s gonna suck when you grow up,
when you grow up, when you grow up
Life’s gonna suck when you grow up,
it sucks pretty bad right now

Hey, if you know the words, sing along

You’re gonna have to mow the lawn,
do the dishes, make your bed
You’re gonna have to go to school
until you’re seventeen
It’s gonna seem about tree times as long as that

You might have to go to war,
shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war
when you get out of school

Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse

You’re gonna have to deal with stress,
deal with stress, deal with stress
You’re gonna be a giant mess
when you get back from the war

Santa Claus does not exist,
and there is no Easter Bunny
You’ll find out when you grow up
that Big Bird isn’t funny

Life’s gonna suck when you grow up,
when you grow up, when you grow up
Life’s gonna suck when you grow up,
it sucks pretty bad right now

You’re gonna end up smoking crack,
on you’re back, face the fact
You’re gonna end up hooked on smack
and then you’re gonna die
And then you’re gonna die

{ 7 comments }

Annessa June 25, 2003 at 6:36 pm

OMG, you know how I loves me some Denis Leary. Muchas Gracias Senorita!

sledge June 25, 2003 at 7:02 pm

DUDE. Next time I’m in Philly, i owe you A Beer.

I’ll listen to that after i get off the air tonight!

matt June 25, 2003 at 7:02 pm

sing it sister.

Mister Mittens June 25, 2003 at 7:47 pm

Yup, it?s all true and it just keeps getting worse? I?m buying me some crack later tonight, anyone want some?

[Mister Mittens ? One fucked up pussy]

ChrisTina June 25, 2003 at 11:06 pm

haha I was saying something similar to some the other day.

theresa June 26, 2003 at 12:04 am

I’m an asshooooole….

I love Denis Leary.

gojou June 26, 2003 at 6:00 am

Denis rocks, but his first album is mucho better.

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