Oh, I’m being eaten, by a Boa constrictor..

by statia on June 5, 2003

You should know, that I hate the smell of worms. With all of this rain, you can imagine the hell that I’ve been in the past two months. I’m starting to wonder if all of this rain isn’t just making the flowers grow. I swear those worms are like the size of pythons out there… ick.

Please, just make the rain go away, and take the worms with it.


tj June 5, 2003 at 9:29 am

nobody likes me, everybody hates me
guess i’ll eat some worms
long, thin, slimy ones
big, fat, juice ones
itsy, bitsy, ooey, gooey worms

Marti June 5, 2003 at 9:30 am

Worms have a smell? I don’t even want to go there… Ewww..

Jonathan June 5, 2003 at 10:40 am

We all show up here daily just waiting for The Rack™, and you give us smelly worms, Gromit watching television, vertical urination, and UFO anal probing. Granted, eroticism is a pretty broad field, but none of those things are on my list of fetishes. *sigh*

statia June 5, 2003 at 10:44 am

Wah wah wah, did I hear whining? heh.

Eric June 5, 2003 at 11:03 am

Hey Stacy,

My friend and your friend Colleen told me to check out this site. It is pretty cool and interesting. I just moved down to philly and it looks like we live pretty close to each other. Maybe I will see you out one night?

Melissa June 5, 2003 at 11:10 am

I’ll trade you the smell of worms for the smell of fresh cut grass. I HATE that. Summer is great for rain. I just wish people didn’t cut their grass.

sphinxy June 5, 2003 at 11:11 am

And I hear its supposed to raing straight through Monday and beyond. Those worms are going to grow into giant serpent worms. And you think they smell bad now…

btezra June 5, 2003 at 11:32 am

you need to find a piped piper

Noggie June 5, 2003 at 11:35 am

Selling worms allowed me to survive last summer’s break from university. Yeah worms!!!

Paul June 5, 2003 at 11:55 am

They.. have… a smell?

Dania June 5, 2003 at 3:59 pm

You scare me. Why am I picturing you picking them up and smelling them?…


robyn June 5, 2003 at 4:23 pm

If you don’t talk to me soon missy, I’m going to throw a Tampa-sized tantrum!

Mister Mittens June 5, 2003 at 5:48 pm

Yeah, I?m here for The Rack? too! By the way, just how people are here for The Rack? and if you don?t like the worms then pour some salt on them.

[Mister Mittens ? One waiting pussy]

gojou June 5, 2003 at 5:53 pm

Salt on worms? That’d make you one slimy pussy, wouldn’t it, MM?

ChrisTina June 5, 2003 at 7:05 pm

Worms…ewww. I thought salt was for slugs. John has some massive worms at his house.. I’m talking HUGE. And they crunch when you step on them.

Dania June 5, 2003 at 7:35 pm

Salt is for slugs..MM is a spazz

LisaC June 5, 2003 at 7:57 pm

You should see my worm farm- there are thousands of them in there hehehehe

Mister Mittens June 5, 2003 at 9:31 pm

Let me get this right, if you pour 27 pounds of salt on a worm it won?t kill it? ? Just like pussy, It?s not about the quality but the quantity? of the salt.

[Mister Mittens ? One quality pussy]

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