When the log rolls over we’ll all be dead

by statia on March 20, 2003

I decided that since it was raining out, it’d be the perfect day to get out of the building. No matter the fact that we’ve had nice mild weather all week. I always pick the shitty days to need or want something. Like it’s always raining cats and dogs when I need gas. I always pick the shittiest of shitty days to go tanning. I guess it stands to reason though. That little fake sunlit tube is enough to give me that sunny pick me up I need. The place I had been going to, was too far, so at lunch, I went to an old stomping ground of mine. Yeah, I’m a tan ho. I get around.

I hadn’t eaten so I stopped off at Wawa to get a “power lunch”. I picked up a power bar and some veggies with a dip. It was carrots and celery. Now, common sense would tell me that the dip would be like a ranch type dressing or something. Right? I couldn’t see what it was since it was sealed. I bring my stuff back to the “orfice” and open up the package and it doesn’t contain ranch dressing. It’s got peanut butter in it. What the fuck? I know that celery goes with peanut butter. I wouldn’t have been so bent it if was just celery, but it was like three small celery stalks and about a cup of baby carrots. Am I the only one that this doesn’t make sense to?

{ 4 comments }

robyn March 20, 2003 at 4:33 pm

That’s the penalty you pay for trying to eat that crap… ;-)

tj March 20, 2003 at 6:01 pm

what, no bacon burger dog?

sphinxy March 20, 2003 at 10:57 pm

carrots + pb = ew.

Owen March 21, 2003 at 11:39 am

dry wawa carrots + pb = yum

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