Don’t mind the cat. She’s just being loud cause she’s in heat

by statia on November 20, 2002

People always talk about socks disappearing out of the dryer. You put two in, only one comes out. It’s one of those unsolved mysteries. We all have our theories. But unless we stakeout the dryer vent, we’ll never really know for sure. I don’t know about you, but I am not standing outside in the freezing cold to watch my socks. Much as I love the sweet smell of dryer fumes, and really have nothing better to do these days. But I have a bigger problem. I don’t really lose my socks too much. It’s my underwear that’s disappearing at an alarming rate. I have underpants gnomes. Or some crazy underwear sniffing freak. I live alone. No one comes into my place. The dog doesn’t like thongs, so where the hell is my underwear going to? My place isn’t that big.

{ 12 comments }

Tracy November 20, 2002 at 12:32 pm

Well, your statement about lack of sex elminimates my theory about you leaving them places…

meegan November 20, 2002 at 12:33 pm

my under grunders have been disappearing too! i wouldn’t really mind if it were the granny panties. but it always seems like nice ones that disappear.

statia November 20, 2002 at 12:41 pm

Of course it’s the nice ones. That’s what really sucks. It’s never the last emergency pair.

Jamie November 20, 2002 at 12:46 pm

Hmmm…maybe there’s something to that recurring dream of elves running around in my boxers when I’m not home…

sphinx November 20, 2002 at 1:22 pm

Damn! She’s on to me….

Eddie November 20, 2002 at 1:52 pm

You have Gnomes too!!!

Quinn November 20, 2002 at 3:37 pm

uhm.. why aren’t you having sex??

Jason D- November 20, 2002 at 4:21 pm

We all have our dry spells. Some seem to go on for ever and ever and ever and shit, I think I’m gonna go hang myself now. Thanks for the uplifting post X-P

theresa November 20, 2002 at 5:26 pm

perhaps since they are thongs you have mistaken them for floss? or maybe they shrunk in the dryer so that they are now invisible to the naked eye :)

popcorn November 20, 2002 at 5:52 pm

I did see a new website posting thongs with that right-out-of-the-dryer freshness. Um, not that I frequent those types of websites…

So your underwear are getting more action than you are these days? Wow, that’s not good… wish I could help ya but those kind of these are frowned upon in my household.

whistler November 20, 2002 at 10:10 pm

grrr. i think those gnomes have gone to my house. check it out.

Quinn November 20, 2002 at 11:31 pm

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